Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Bikini
Knowing full well I'll fall for it because Kryptonites are my breast, Jennifer Love Hewitt shoved her Pillsbury-esque torso in front of the paparazzi over the weekend in what I assume is an obvious effort to get herself back on the tabloid circuit saying women should embrace their bodies while simultaneously shrinking hers back down to a desirable weight so she doesn’t die alone. Talk about the oldest trick in the book. Mary Magdalene was using it on Jesus before we were even a twinkle in his dinosaur’s eyes.
What not to do, what not to say and other cautionary tales from the front lines: relationship lessons learned in 2010 What we learned about relationships in 2010 1 of 10 Leave your precious lady alone Jennifer Love Hewitt got the year off to a freaky start, revealing in her memoir, The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt ...
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